Cthulhu Comes to the Vampire Kingdom by Cameron Pierce

By Cameron Pierce

Franz and Lola are vampires in love. They dwell in a cottage close to the ocean with their little vampire baby.

Burn woman is a lonely lady who walks alongside the ground of the ocean, consistently on fireplace. The water doesn't positioned her fireplace out or soothe her burns. It in simple terms makes her think like she's donning an itchy wool sweater.

Bruno is the buffest vampire. he's construction Muscle Island, a floating castle constructed from mussels.

The Vampire technology Council has been operating for hundreds of years to avoid the depletion in their arctic planet's blood provide, however the blood has ultimately run out.

Cyrus Lugosi's pals are looking to slaughter him as a part of a ritual sacrifice that might bring up Cthulhu from his tomb on the backside of the ocean. There are only difficulties: the nearest factor to the Necronomicon they've bought is a unicorn coloring publication, and Cthulhu is extra drawn to his quest for the ideal hamburger.

Their fates will converge while Cthulhu involves the Vampire Kingdom.

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Cthulhu Comes to the Vampire Kingdom

Franz and Lola are vampires in love. They reside in a cottage close to the ocean with their little vampire baby.

Burn woman is a lonely woman who walks alongside the ground of the ocean, regularly on hearth. The water doesn't positioned her fireplace out or soothe her burns. It merely makes her consider like she's donning an itchy wool sweater.

Bruno is the buffest vampire. he's development Muscle Island, a floating citadel constructed from mussels.

The Vampire technology Council has been operating for hundreds of years to avoid the depletion in their arctic planet's blood offer, however the blood has eventually run out.

Cyrus Lugosi's pals are looking to slaughter him as a part of a ritual sacrifice that would bring up Cthulhu from his tomb on the backside of the ocean. There are only difficulties: the nearest factor to the Necronomicon they've received is a unicorn coloring publication, and Cthulhu is extra attracted to his quest for the right hamburger.

Their fates will converge while Cthulhu involves the Vampire nation.

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Meanwhile, a guy wakes up in a jar in a special type of pickle (figuratively speaking). He can't get out, in fact, yet neither can he bear in mind his identify, or what gravity is, or what these issues at the ends on his legs are known as . . . and each time he begins operating all of it out, an individual makes him fail to remember back. disregard everything.

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WHEN IS A DOOR now not A DOOR?

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I shall leave you the name of my bank in Switzerland. When they tell me the first two hundred and fifty thousand dollars has been deposited, or when I am fully ready, whichever is the later, I shall move. I will not be hurried beyond my own judgement, nor will I be subject to interference. » «D'accord. But our undercover men in France are in a position to offer you considerable assistance in the way of information. » The Englishman considered this for a moment. «All right, when you are ready send me by mail a single telephone number, preferably in Paris so that I can ring that number direct from anywhere in France.

At the top he paused and glanced down the only corridor available. At the far end was room 68. He counted back down the corridor to what must be AA although the figures were out of sight. Between himself and the door of 64 was twenty feet of corridor, the walls being studded on the right by two other doors before 64, and on the left a small alcove partially curtained with red velours hanging from a cheap brass rod. He studied the alcove carefully. From beneath the curtain, which cleared the floor by four inches, the toe of a single black shoe urged slightly.

Whatever thoughts did go on behind the smoke-screen, nothing came through, and Rodin felt a worm of unease. Like all men created by systems and procedures, he did not like the unpredictable and therefore the uncontrollable. «We know who you are,» he began abruptly. «I had better introduce myself. » «I know,» said the Englishman, «you are chief of operations of the OAS. » He stared at each of the men in turn as he spoke, and reached for a cigarette. «You seem to know a lot already,» interjected Casson as the three watched the visitor light up.

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